I'm not normally one for going to the doctors, as I prefer to look after myself, but after consuming many packets of Paracetamol and Ibuprofen, I decided to go see the quack...
After she gave me the once over (...and no, not like that, but I do have a thing for my doctor ;-) she informed me that it wasn't a brain tuba [parp], but she then spent the next five minutes telling me how I should consider getting a girlfriend and start to think about having children, now I'm nearly thirty, and that would stop the tension headaches, as I'd be far too distracted and busy to worry about headaches. LOL
I informed her that it may induce more headaches, so she prescribed me some tricyclic tablets instead and instructed me to come back and see her in a few weeks.
What a diagnosis eh? Or was she maybe asking? ...Scary
With this in mind, check out this picture taken last week!
Somehow I can't see this curing my headaches, especailly when it cries...
DoGGa with his friend's four-week-old son 'Archie'... His wife handed me their offspring while she popped to the loo, but I soon passed him off onto his dad after this photo was taken, as he burped and it sounded like he was going to chunder over my new shirt.
Today, I'm Most Angry About: Deciding to go and buy the cool winter coat I spotted in Stourport's Factory Shop, but them no longer having my size in... Grrr, it was a bargain £30 too!
Grrr-O-Meter Rating: 2/10
Today's Top Tip: Don't waste money on expensive iPods. Simply think of your favourite tune and hum it. If you want to 'switch tracks', simply think of another song you like and hum that instead!