I received yet another classic e-mail today, but this time from my friend Chris, who works at an art college in Birmingham:
Just had to email into work absent.
This sounds like a pathetic excuse, but I'm in agony. Cleaning my teeth, had a huge coughing fit, started to wretch and pulled a muscle in my back - I know, I know it sounds like a dodgy excuse, but I'm bent over double and I can hardly straighten out and have to crawl around to get anywhere - I cant believe it!
I'm going back to bed.
It does sound like the worst excuse ever, but I'm sure it's true.
I love the way he E-MAILED into work ill!!!
Today, I'm Most Angry About: My building society and their credit cards... OMG... Massive rant coming to a blog near you... REAL soon!
Grrr-O-Meter Rating: 8/10
Today's Top Tip: Gamblers. For a new gambling opportunity, try sending £50 to yourself by Royal Mail.